Oh my god. As if you needed another reason to love the '80s.
This is for the woman who grew up with a phone attached to the wall, a troll doll on her pencil case, and MTV actually playing music videos. The one who still quotes Valley Girl and means every word of it.
This is her decade. Packed into a fanny pack. Totally.
THE FANNY PACK
An orange fanny pack that buckles right at the waist, exactly where it belongs. Not ironic. Not a "statement piece." Just a fanny pack, worn with complete confidence, the way God and the '80s intended.
WHAT'S INSIDE
Leg Warmers — black or white, scrunched just right, worn over everything and under nothing. The original accessory that never should have gone anywhere.
MTV Sticker — neon animal print, hot pink logo, zero chill. Stick it somewhere it'll be appreciated.
Troll Doll — yellow hair, big grin, bringing luck the same way he always did. He's been waiting for this moment.
"Fer Shurr! How To Be A Valley Girl — Totally!" — the definitive guide. Like, you're going to want to read this cover to cover. Gag me with a spoon if you don't.
Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum — two packs. Because one was never enough.
Lip Smacker Duo — Coca-Cola + Sprite — the only lip balm that ever mattered. She knows exactly what these smell like without even opening them.
PERFECT FOR
'80s Birthday Parties | Gen X Women Who Peaked In A Really Great Decade | Milestone Birthdays | The Friend Who Still Has Her Original Troll Collection | Nostalgia Gifts Done Right | Anyone Who Watched TRL And Knows That MTV Used To Be Different | The Woman Who Was Absolutely A Valley Girl And Is Not Sorry About It
Oh my god. As if you needed another reason to love the '80s.
This is for the woman who grew up with a phone attached to the wall, a troll doll on her pencil case, and MTV actually playing music videos. The one who still quotes Valley Girl and means every word of it.
This is her decade. Packed into a fanny pack. Totally.
THE FANNY PACK
An orange fanny pack that buckles right at the waist, exactly where it belongs. Not ironic. Not a "statement piece." Just a fanny pack, worn with complete confidence, the way God and the '80s intended.
WHAT'S INSIDE
Leg Warmers — black or white, scrunched just right, worn over everything and under nothing. The original accessory that never should have gone anywhere.
MTV Sticker — neon animal print, hot pink logo, zero chill. Stick it somewhere it'll be appreciated.
Troll Doll — yellow hair, big grin, bringing luck the same way he always did. He's been waiting for this moment.
"Fer Shurr! How To Be A Valley Girl — Totally!" — the definitive guide. Like, you're going to want to read this cover to cover. Gag me with a spoon if you don't.
Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum — two packs. Because one was never enough.
Lip Smacker Duo — Coca-Cola + Sprite — the only lip balm that ever mattered. She knows exactly what these smell like without even opening them.
PERFECT FOR
'80s Birthday Parties | Gen X Women Who Peaked In A Really Great Decade | Milestone Birthdays | The Friend Who Still Has Her Original Troll Collection | Nostalgia Gifts Done Right | Anyone Who Watched TRL And Knows That MTV Used To Be Different | The Woman Who Was Absolutely A Valley Girl And Is Not Sorry About It
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